June 2012
skankfarts:
kiki-myaki:
scuttlepig:
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neyruto:
how about a kitten apocalypse where everyone gets bitten by kittens and turns into kittens lets have one of those
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tomlinsarse:
i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all...
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I suppose this used to happen quite often
James: Lily?
Lily: Mmmm
James: I may have wrapped Harry in my invisibility cloak for his nap...and now I can't find him.
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James:
Lily:
James: ...but I swear, the last time I saw him he was somewhere in the room.
me and the 6 yr old I'm babysitting: *watching a study in pink*
6 yr old: are they best friends?
me: yes
6 yr old: they don't look like best friends.
me: really? what do they look like?
6 yr old: boyfriends.
me: ...really?
6 yr old: yes. they're in love. that old lady thinks so.
me: *internally screaming*
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areu:
pariahdog:
have you ever followed an artist that posts really good art like every day and youre just sitting there with your tablet going ???? ?? / /?? ? ?? ?????????
sighs
My friend: When I look up into the sky and realize that there are stars named after south park slash ships, I think to myself is this where society has ended up?
Me: I think it's fantastic
loljake:
ok listen just hear me out ok
but what if
someone
liked me?
A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me...
Them: look
Me: I saw that already
May 2012
mrschriskendall:
everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group
